HeY, dO yoU kNow HoMesTuCk ? I dUnnO Why, bUt yOu kiNdA rEmiNd mE HeArt BoxCaRs. MaYbe bEcAusE of YoUr WEIGTH.
Anonymous

HeY, dO yOu KnOw ThAt TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is ReAlLy FuCkInG aNnOyInG aNd MaKeS yOu LoOk LiKe A dUmBaSs? BeCaUsE iT dOeS.

AND I’M NOT FAT. ASSHOLE.

Reblog if you are a pig

psionicsiblinghood:

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for science

(oo) TMI TUESDAY (oo)

All right, assholes. Send me some questions! I’ll answer them. Even turned the Anonymous feature back on for you wimps.

NO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE YO-YO OR MY FORMER NEIGHBOR.

I was gunna vote for Porky this year because of his campaign promises, but I dunno. Porky has a much better platform and charisma than Porky does. Choosing a swine lord is a tough decision.

((When in doubt, pick the hotter candidate. Always works out great.))

This isn’t a damn democracy. I AM THE KING.

Oh yeah because a fucking pompadour is TOTALLY IN STYLE RIGHT NOW. Jackass!

Oh yeah because a fucking pompadour is TOTALLY IN STYLE RIGHT NOW. Jackass!

magicantian:

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YEAH YOU THINK YOU’RE REAL FUNNY POSTING THIS PICTURE? I DON’T LIKE NESS SO STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I DO. ‘CAUSE I DON’T.

magicantian:

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YEAH YOU THINK YOU’RE REAL FUNNY POSTING THIS PICTURE? I DON’T LIKE NESS SO STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I DO. ‘CAUSE I DON’T.

Your music is awesome!!!!

DAMN RIGHT.

Porky's lumpy cottage cheese textured ass
Anonymous

psionicsiblinghood:

MY ASS ISN’T MADE OF COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!! I HAVE BUNS OF STEEL, MOTHERFUCKER. 

BUNS. OF. STEEL.

ALSO, IT IS MY YO-YO!! NOBODY ELSE’S!!! Don’t believe the lies of any jealous haters!

This is excellent. I think I’ll let you live.

nootsuit:

my favorite pokeymon rival 

nootsuit:

my favorite pokeymon rival 

lasanha-do-lidl:

Sigh, the Smash hype has rekindled my love for EB (because Ness) and I drew my babies again.
I’m definitely going to buy EB for the Virtual Console when I get my hands on a Wii U.
(Excuse the abundance of shitty marker drawings, I’m having too much fun with them, but I only have 4 colours, so…).

DAMMIT, Ness! Stop trying to hold my hand!!

lasanha-do-lidl:

Sigh, the Smash hype has rekindled my love for EB (because Ness) and I drew my babies again.

I’m definitely going to buy EB for the Virtual Console when I get my hands on a Wii U.

(Excuse the abundance of shitty marker drawings, I’m having too much fun with them, but I only have 4 colours, so…).

DAMMIT, Ness! Stop trying to hold my hand!!

MANI MANI IS BROKEN BROKEN. SO SHUT UP SHUT UP YOUR STUPID ASS ASS ASS.

Analise smirked slightly. “Your highness, I believe this miss Prower meant to ask how you were able to help Heichou with his PSI. I don’t know what she means by robots, though. Care to explain?”

… with the fuck is a Heichou and NEVERMIND ABOUT THE ROBOTS. And why the hell are you still calling yourself a Captain?! There are no women in this army! Unless you’re in the army of getting-your-ass-in-the-kitchen-and-making-me-something-to-eat. GET MOVING!!