But so does everyone!

But so does everyone!

nomurakun:

 スマブラわんどろさんにて
 お題はボスキャラ。
 ポーキー、新作にまた出てこないかな。

nomurakun:

 スマブラわんどろさんにて

 お題はボスキャラ。

 ポーキー、新作にまた出てこないかな。

angelstar7:

yessss porky pokey doodles my favorite villain

GOOD. DO MORE.

angelstar7:

yessss porky pokey doodles my favorite villain

GOOD. DO MORE.

Top 10 Villians

cookiedoughmilkshake:

10 through 2: Don’t matter
1: Porky from the Earthbound/Mother series cause like wow holy shit

That’s right, baby! I am the best! Spankety spankety spankety!

mishieruchan:

For those who remembered this…

mishieruchan:

For those who remembered this

… what the hell? It’s the Commander of my army, but with blue pants. I guess that’s fine. Are we all out of orange? Why was this in my inbox? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON I’M SO CONFUSED!!! 

… what the hell? It’s the Commander of my army, but with blue pants. I guess that’s fine. Are we all out of orange? Why was this in my inbox? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON I’M SO CONFUSED!!! 

*calling from radio*sir! A female threat is running trough the building! should I call backup

Nah just throw Midol and chocolate at her, maybe get her some tampons. That usually fixes the problem. Oh, and then send her to see me. Hahaha!

askapiggyai:

fuckyeahporkyminch:

askapiggyai:

fuckyeahporkyminch:

Find: HOT GIRLS XXX

Found: 3,546,243,598 results

Excellent…
Include Search Terms: DDD+, bacon

Found: 2,347,234,183 results

Damn, that many? Well, I do have all eternity! THANK PORK FOR IMMORTALITY. HAHAHAHA!!

askapiggyai:

fuckyeahporkyminch:

askapiggyai:

fuckyeahporkyminch

AI is OFFLINE
Awaiting user input...

Find: HOT GIRLS XXX

Found: 3,546,243,598 results

Excellent…
Include Search Terms: DDD+, bacon

Hmm... 5, 6, 7, 12, 17!

((Final “Munday” questions! I’ve already answered #5 and #7. So here are the others…))

#6 Favorite Band:  That’d have to be Enigma, but I really dig Genesis and Pink Floyd, too.

#12 Idea of a perfect date:  I’m low-maintenance. Just going to the movies and eating is good for me.

#17 Yet another random fact about my life: I’ve kept all my old NIntendo systems through the years. From the old gray Game Boy up to my Wii U. I even have a Game & Watch and two NES systems (one belonged to my grandparents). I currently have my SNES, N64, Gamecube, and Wii U plugged in.

((Custom sprites. Click the image for the source))

((Custom sprites. Click the image for the source))

"Munday" Questions

((Here are the responses to the “Munday” questions. These are questions for the admin, not Porky. You can ask me or King P a question any time, just be sure to specify who it’s for.))

askgiegueandcrew asked: #5 Favorite book?
Really hard to choose because I love so many. But George Orwell’s “1984” and William Golding’s “Lord of the Flies” are top of the list. I’m also really digging the “A Song of Ice and Fire” series by George RR Martin. 

Anonymous asked: #11 Age, #15 Relationship Status, and #17 A fact about your life?
I am 28, single, and I have been to Europe twice! My dad is actually from there.

giygas-nipples asked: #20 How did you find out about the MOTHER series? They also asked another question that I will answer down below (sorta nsfw).
I know everyone says this, but through Smash Bros. Although when I was in Jr. High I remember a classmate mentioning Earthbound, but I didn’t pay him much mind. My mistake :(

Anonymous asked: #16 Favorite movie?
E.T. !!! I love it so much. I still have my VHS of it that I watched all the time as a kid. Also Ridley Scott’s “Alien” and James Cameron’s sequel “Aliens.” I’m really into sci-fi lol.

nekozneko asked: #8 Top Five MOTHER characters?
Porky, Porky, Porky, Porky, and Porky. 
Just kidding, though he’s obviously my top fav. I also really love Kumatora, Ionia, Loid, and Jeff in no particular order. 

stuffingprize asked: #8 Top Five Things You Like to Write About?
Controversial topics is definitely top of the list. I also enjoy writing about metaphysical subjects (like PSI), space and sci-fi type stuff, anything medical or anatomy related, and interpersonal relationships.
((Also about your other question, I will try to answer that one with a picture))

toofuelforcool asked: #17 A fact about your life?
I have a Bachelor’s of Science in English Literature (I know, right?). Not teaching, though; my study was focused on creative writing and literary analysis. I almost minored in Psychology but didn’t feel like extending my stay. I do love it, though.

psionicsiblinghood asked: #16 (Already answered) and #17 Another random fact about my life.
I’m also a certified medical coder. I read your medical record and assign alphanumeric codes to the diagnoses and procedures. These codes are used for reimbursement and research/statistical purposes. That’s actually what my current job is :)

((And now here is the other question I was going to answer. It’s written below the cut because of sorta nsfw material. Just in case! Thanks for your questions. You can send more whenever you like.))

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I love your attitude its like I don't give a shit what everyone says

YOU ARE CORRECT. But when you’re a king, you really don’t have to care. And if people say something you don’t like, just off them! Which is a lot of fun, by the way. Hahahaha! 

MUNDAY IS BACK!

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my best friend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Favorite Book
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want/ have
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want/ have
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

((Never actually done this before, so I’ll give everyone a chance if you’re curious, or else really, really bored. Send any of these questions to my inbox and I - the lowly admin, not Porky - will answer them about myself in an all-inclusive post. I’ll even turn on the Anon feature if you’re scared.

PS. … any pointless Anon asks directed toward King P that say something in the vein of “lolol ur fat and gay” will be deleted. Please no more of those. Thank you

EDIT: Noticed one question was listed twice so I changed it!))