((Been very busy lately! Still working on my project. Updates may be slower until it is done. Please, if any of you find or make Porky fanart, please submit it or link me and I will post it ASAP. It will really help me out a lot. Thanks guys))
The Sue-Monster rears its ugly head again! What’s your “special power” then? You some kind of wolf-panther-dragon goddess or what? Babe if you’re bored enough to think up this girly crap, I got plenty of jobs to keep you busy. You can start by making me a sandwich and scrubbing the toilets in my All-You-Can-Pee toilet dungeon. GET TO IT!!
SHUT THE HELL UP NESS I KNOW IT’S YOU RUNNING THAT ACCOUNT!!! YOU’RE SO JEALOUS OF ME!!
NO, IDIOT!!! I put it there!!! It’s a comedy. About four losers who try way too hard and end up looking stupid. Isn’t it hilarious!?
Ew dude you’re creepy
LOOK AT NESS HE’S TOTALLY SCARED AND JEALOUS OF ME
Well I would assume the STUPID, LAZY ASS who served it to me couldn’t find any real meat. Anyone who can’t make me a decent meal will BECOME one … I certainly hope you weren’t planning on trying to serve me one of those trashy tofu patties. BECAUSE I DON’T FIND THAT FUNNY.
Many of my soldiers ARE chimeras. One can’t always tell when they wear their uniforms… and anyway that’s no one’s business!!! Did you bring me anything to eat?!
If you’re here to audition then fill out an application in the lobby!!! THEN I’ll decide if you can play my theme song. AND IT BETTER NOT SUCK, OR ELSE
… I’m astounded by your brilliance. Really. It must have taken a whole five minutes for you to process that. IDIOT!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND DON’T COME BACK UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME REAL NEWS
Ness doesn’t like your outfit either, Porky!
GO TO HELL I DONT DRESS LIKE THIS
NUMBER 1: I AM THE KING OF EVERYTHING
Number 2: You look like a damn eggroll with a face so how the hell can you even have a penis, let alone fuck bitches
Number 3: Nobody fucks more bitches than me. NOBODY!! I am the definition of spankety! I AM THE SPANKETY MASTER!!!
PS. YOU’RE UGLY