NO I AM NOT!!! WHO KEEPS DOING THIS TO MY HAIR?!!

((Excellent. Loved the imagery in the video. Very Pigmask Army-ish indeed. I decided to publish your entire description so other people can learn about the song. Thanks for sharing!))

(oo) April 23 is Porky/Claus Day! (oo)
Send in any song suggestions or fanart. And don’t forget about the contest! It runs until the end of the month. 
For updates, and to get your questions answered faster, make sure to check out the FYPM Facebook page.

(oo) April 23 is Porky/Claus Day! (oo)

Send in any song suggestions or fanart. And don’t forget about the contest! It runs until the end of the month. 

For updates, and to get your questions answered faster, make sure to check out the FYPM Facebook page.

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A fan suggestion for Porky/Ness day:
"From Now On We Are Enemies" by Fall Out Boy.

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I’m not disagreeable! I’m just better than you!

I’m not disagreeable! I’m just better than you!

In the mood for a little spankety?

What hurt his heart was the callous, self-serving attitude. He wondered if Porky had ever truly been his friend at all, or if it had been a thirteen-year-long ruse meant to defile and humiliate him.

He looked up at the young man he had known all his life and asked, “why?”

Porky could have given him a million answers, but he smiled and replied, “I already told you, Ness. Because I can.”

Bringing this back around again, for all you Porky/Ness fans who like it rough. Here’s a short, oneshot fanfic to satisfy your cravings.

Click here to read it (you will have to be a registered member), but please be aware it contains strong adult content.

Go back to absolutely safe caspule :p *Lucas speedily walks away*

Go back to your crappy village  *Porky leisurely enjoys all his food and women*

tazmillyboy:

GAY

How is that gay? at least im not a lover boy :)image

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL IS THAT?!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE!!??  I AM PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


original art DO NOT STEAL

OTP

original art DO NOT STEAL

OTP

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By popular demand! You know you want dat spankety.
Here’s “Loverboy” by Billy Ocean.

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Well, i personally like the shipping of Porky and Commander/Claus. Don’t take it personal, Sir! I don’t think you’re gay at all! Honest!

THAT’S RIGHT. I’M NOT.

((That’s one of my favorites, too! I might like it a smidge more than Porky/Ness, but it’s hard to decide; just depends on what mood I’m in.

Porky/Claus day will be next week! So stay tuned for that))

Porky/ness Ness/paula Porky getting mad about ness/paula Ness/jeff I cant think of other pairings for porky besides porky/claus but im trying to think of more mother 2 ububuubu

((It doesn’t necessarily have to make sense or be mutual, as long as you enjoy it. Porky/Ness is not mutual, but I think Porky’s creepy, stalkerish obsession with Ness makes up enough feelings for the both of them.

I know some people who like Porky/Paula, but as a friend of mine once said, that pairing is like “jamming a log into a pencil sharpener.” So, whatever floats your boat! I just wondered if people liked anything besides the usual Porky/Ness or Porky/Claus (although those are my personal favorites!))

(oo) SPANKETY (oo)

Hey Porky/Ness fans, is this your favorite Porky pairing? Do you have any others that you like also? Who else would you pair Porky or Ness with?

Casually strangles Picky

Casually strangles Picky

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(oo) It’s Porky/Ness Day!! (oo)

Here is a personal favorite Porky/Ness song. You’re not living next door to an angel. This is “The Neighbour” by Porcelain and The Tramps.

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