NO I AM NOT!!! WHO KEEPS DOING THIS TO MY HAIR?!!
Glukoza - Schweine Oh my gosh, music submission. I’m not sure how to suggest a song, but this is my best guess. It’s called “Schweine” by Glukoza, and is Russian aside from some German. I bet you’ve heard it before. Oh my goodness though, for the love of pork, watch the music video, it’s truly hamtastic, please, you won’t be disappointed. Here’s a link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8txk6EhYZKA
Although, in all honesty, it’s a break-up song where a girl compares all men to pigs. But, come on, the lyrics go “swanky swanky pigs!” and make oinking sounds! Perfect! I suppose that makes it more of a “Pig Mask Army” song than a Porky song. It doesn’t translate to English well, though. The song is about a girl heading home after being deceived by her boyfriend, then she rants that all men are pigs and begs for a day that men will stop being pigs. That doesn’t sound too relevant, but watch the video, you’ll understand. Although the video obviously references Hitler, if Porky were to take the place of “Pigler”, the video would be exactly the same and Porky wouldn’t be out of character what so ever. Honestly, the song could just as easily be an anti-war song if one wanted to interpret it that way; Calling humanity (or in this case, the Pig Mask Army) pigs because they won’t stop fighting or being evil.
Porky is a swanky, swanky piggie indeed!
((Excellent. Loved the imagery in the video. Very Pigmask Army-ish indeed. I decided to publish your entire description so other people can learn about the song. Thanks for sharing!))
(oo) April 23 is Porky/Claus Day! (oo)
Send in any song suggestions or fanart. And don’t forget about the contest! It runs until the end of the month.
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A fan suggestion for Porky/Ness day:
"From Now On We Are Enemies" by Fall Out Boy.
What hurt his heart was the callous, self-serving attitude. He wondered if Porky had ever truly been his friend at all, or if it had been a thirteen-year-long ruse meant to defile and humiliate him.
He looked up at the young man he had known all his life and asked, “why?”
Porky could have given him a million answers, but he smiled and replied, “I already told you, Ness. Because I can.”
Bringing this back around again, for all you Porky/Ness fans who like it rough. Here’s a short, oneshot fanfic to satisfy your cravings.
Click here to read it (you will have to be a registered member), but please be aware it contains strong adult content.
Go back to your crappy village *Porky leisurely enjoys all his food and women*
How is that gay? at least im not a lover boy :)
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL IS THAT?!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE!!?? I AM PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By popular demand! You know you want dat spankety.
Here’s “Loverboy” by Billy Ocean.
Well, i personally like the shipping of Porky and Commander/Claus. Don’t take it personal, Sir! I don’t think you’re gay at all! Honest!
THAT’S RIGHT. I’M NOT.
((That’s one of my favorites, too! I might like it a smidge more than Porky/Ness, but it’s hard to decide; just depends on what mood I’m in.
Porky/Claus day will be next week! So stay tuned for that))
Porky/ness Ness/paula Porky getting mad about ness/paula Ness/jeff I cant think of other pairings for porky besides porky/claus but im trying to think of more mother 2 ububuubu
((It doesn’t necessarily have to make sense or be mutual, as long as you enjoy it. Porky/Ness is not mutual, but I think Porky’s creepy, stalkerish obsession with Ness makes up enough feelings for the both of them.
I know some people who like Porky/Paula, but as a friend of mine once said, that pairing is like “jamming a log into a pencil sharpener.” So, whatever floats your boat! I just wondered if people liked anything besides the usual Porky/Ness or Porky/Claus (although those are my personal favorites!))
Hey Porky/Ness fans, is this your favorite Porky pairing? Do you have any others that you like also? Who else would you pair Porky or Ness with?
(oo) It’s Porky/Ness Day!! (oo)
Here is a personal favorite Porky/Ness song. You’re not living next door to an angel. This is “The Neighbour” by Porcelain and The Tramps.