Submitter writes: Not sure what this is, or if it has been posted before, but this is hilarious.

(Nope this has definitely not been posted! But I do recognize that Porky! He was done by artist MPF. I’m sorry I don’t recognize any of the other contributors. Thanks raymondorsomething for the submission.
ADMIN’S EDIT: This person here drew Paula in the above picture. Thanks for letting me know! Anyone else? Write in or reply)

Are you planning on explaining this or should we just assume you escaped the loony bin and they can’t catch you?

Hungry. Bring food, woman!

I’m not fat, jealous haters!! I’m just totally ripped. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!

Chocolate-covered bacon…

HELL YES

There’s more than just hugs here, ladies. SPANKETY! … But I’m not fluffy!!!!!

I AM THE BEACHMASTER!!

(Bonus points and admin’s love to whoever gets this)

wolfytails:

what am i doing with my life POKEY HAS TOOKEN OVER IT AGAIN -ROLLS-

MORE FANART, LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!

wolfytails:

Makes this song seem incredibly relevant…

(Admin is curious as to who this is. Claus? Possibly even Ness’s already dead and decomposed body. Oh my Lord. How morbid… thanks to Somekrazifreak for the submission!)

wolfytails:

Excellent fanart, loyal follower! MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, pretty much. But getting into politics definitely helped speed up the process.