All Hail the Pig King!

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A black, nine tailed fox hurtled down out of the clouds, and landed gracefully in front of Porky. "So I hear you're supposed to be some kind of 'king'?" she asked sceptically. It was clear that she did not think very highly of him at all.

midnightninetales

The Sue-Monster rears its ugly head again! What’s your “special power” then? You some kind of wolf-panther-dragon goddess or what? Babe if you’re bored enough to think up this girly crap, I got plenty of jobs to keep you busy. You can start by making me a sandwich and scrubbing the toilets in my All-You-Can-Pee toilet dungeon. GET TO IT!!

How about I put on a red cap, kick your ass like a baus, and fuck all your bitches?

prince-of-the-cosmos

SHUT THE HELL UP NESS I KNOW IT’S YOU RUNNING THAT ACCOUNT!!! YOU’RE SO JEALOUS OF ME!!

(x)

your highness in the New Pork City Cinema is a Movie about the boy with the Red Baseball cap that you dislike should we ban the movie from the cinema Program?

brainwashedagent

NO, IDIOT!!! I put it there!!! It’s a comedy. About four losers who try way too hard and end up looking stupid. Isn’t it hilarious!?

(x)

((Yes, good))

mothersims:

Ew dude you’re creepy

LOOK AT NESS HE’S TOTALLY SCARED AND JEALOUS OF ME

What would you do if you were served a veggie burger?

somekrazifreak

Well I would assume the STUPID, LAZY ASS who served it to me couldn’t find any real meat. Anyone who can’t make me a decent meal will BECOME one … I certainly hope you weren’t planning on trying to serve me one of those trashy tofu patties. BECAUSE I DON’T FIND THAT FUNNY.

Your Majesty, why don't you reconstruct the Pig Mask soldiers? I mean, they are simple Human, it would make your army stronger if you reconstruct them into chimeras or cybrogs!

brainwashedagent

Many of my soldiers ARE chimeras. One can’t always tell when they wear their uniforms… and anyway that’s no one’s business!!! Did you bring me anything to eat?!

*follows around with tuba playing jovial but repetitive melody*

willtherealpananpleasestandup

If you’re here to audition then fill out an application in the lobby!!! THEN I’ll decide if you can play my theme song. AND IT BETTER NOT SUCK, OR ELSE

"King Porky, Sir! I've come up with an idea! So if you kill Lucas and his dog, then his dad will be alone with NO family!"

the-pigmask-army

… I’m astounded by your brilliance. Really. It must have taken a whole five minutes for you to process that. IDIOT!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND DON’T COME BACK UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME REAL NEWS

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Shogo Sakai: “Porky’s Porkies” from Mother 3

mothersims:

Ness doesn’t like your outfit either, Porky!

GO TO HELL I DONT DRESS LIKE THIS

Did you know my dad is the king of everything so compared to him you are nothing and I'm the cool guy oh and I fuck more a bitches than you do in a day in an hour!

prince-of-the-cosmos

NUMBER 1: I AM THE KING OF EVERYTHING
Number 2: You look like a damn eggroll with a face so how the hell can you even have a penis, let alone fuck bitches
Number 3: Nobody fucks more bitches than me. NOBODY!! I am the definition of spankety! I AM THE SPANKETY MASTER!!!

PS. YOU’RE UGLY

galenalarkin:

Porky riding a Gyarados <3 thank you so much! I love it!!
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