Now I want ice cream, dammit. If this is a joke, I’M NOT LAUGHING.

earthbound-ebooks:

Don’t be rubberneckin’. You’re gettin’ in the cops, oops… I mean officer’s way!

SERIOUSLY. THESE THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE.

baby-muscles:

a thank you gift for galenalarkin
looks like some storybook shit
but i hope you like it hgghhh

Ah yes. Excellent. Everyone knows I’m the greatest gift you could ever receive.

baby-muscles:

a thank you gift for galenalarkin

looks like some storybook shit

but i hope you like it hgghhh

Ah yes. Excellent. Everyone knows I’m the greatest gift you could ever receive.


((not the best doodles but something omg))

EXCELLENT WORK. KEEP DRAWING MORE OF ME.

((not the best doodles but something omg))

EXCELLENT WORK. KEEP DRAWING MORE OF ME.

FUCK YEAH!   ((Thanks for the submission!))

FUCK YEAH!   
((Thanks for the submission!))

I almost thought you were someone else for a moment, but now that I get a better look at you, I can see you aren't them. But you do have PSI? That's interesting... I know a thing or two about it myself. How'd you like to come work for me?

podunks-hero:

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"Best PSI user this side of the globe, yep. Unfortunately I’m not allowed to work for weenies. Mom said so."

… weenies? Did you just say weenies? What’re you fuckin’ five?

I AM THE KING. And if you’re really as good with PSI as you say, then I command you to prove it. I already know several people born with the same abilities. If you’re better than any of them, you can consider yourself hired.

And just out of curiosity, is your mom hot?

((4 and 16 m'dear! ♥))

((Another entry from the “munday meme.” These are admin questions but you’re welcome to send some to Porky, too.))

#4  The most frequently played song on your ipod/playlist.
I’m actually not sure… if it’s not some song by Enigma, then it’s probably an instrumental of Rains of Castamere. Don’t worry; I don’t plan on attending any weddings in the near future.

#16 Favorite fictional character.
Please refer to the rest of the blog.
Okay, I suppose you want an answer other than the obvious lol. There’s a lot of people I like, but some standouts for me are Tyrion Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones), Ellen Ripley (‘Alien’ films), and Q (Star Trek).

6 and 19!

((From this prompt - these are questions for the admin, not Porky!))

#6: Favorite time of day
Sunrise, as well as sunset and nighttime. I’m more creative then and also more likely to be away from people lol.

#19: Favorite Cheese
Parmesan and mozzarella. Although I’m not really big on most cheeses.

MUNDAY MEME THINGY!

treasureslowlyfaded:

Okay so I’m tired of reblogging the same meme every Monday to answer the same questions over and over again, so I decided to put together some of my own.  Send me numbers so I can answer, feel free to reblog if you want to, but don’t be a d-bag and like/reblog from somebody without sending a number, it defeats the purpose of these things to begin with.

  1. Mun’s theme song.
  2. The meaning of Mun’s first name.
  3. Mun’s favorite sports team(s).
  4. #1 most frequently played song on Mun’s ipod. (if applicable)
  5. Mun’s favorite body part.
  6. Mun’s favorite time of day.
  7. Mun’s celebrity role model.
  8. Mun’s favorite meal.
  9. The last time Mun cried.
  10. The first thing Mun notices about people.
  11. Last movie mun watched.
  12. Last book mun read.
  13. Character that Mun is most like.
  14. How much cash does Mun have on them right now?
  15. Mun’s celebrity crush/crushes.
  16. Mun’s favorite fictional character.
  17. Mun’s most annoying habit.
  18. Last concert Mun attended.
  19. Mun’s favorite cheese.
  20. What does Mun really think about their character?

((Why not, I’ll do some more. AND YES, I’m working on Asks. If you’ve sent one in, it’s still there and I’m getting it done slowly))

Horrifically bad pickup lines? I'm afraid I only have excellent ones. Is the fake princess available?

the-magypsies:

"Dear god save me before I show this boy his faults…"

Hey babe. Are you a fancy restaurant? ‘cause I feel like eating out tonight.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

jijirachi:

i feel like this has been done before BUT DENNY TOLD ME TO DRAW IT SO I DID.

NOT AMUSED.

But being king all the time isn’t easy! If it were easy, everyone would do it.