Review Bee Movie, Porky.

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NO MORE BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the kings opinion on marble hornets i wanna see porky review it really badly alluva sudden

BORING.

When I first saw the name, I figured it had something to do with actual hornets and bees, AND I FUCKING HATE BEES. I soon found out that this isn’t true, but it did nothing to quell my anger.

For anyone who doesn’t know, “Marble Hornets” is a youtube series that tries too hard to be scary and fails. There’s almost 90 videos and I certainly didn’t watch them all. I’m immortal, but that doesn’t mean I have all the time in the world to waste on nonsense!

The story, if you can even call it that, is about some nerd who started a film project for school and gave up, because him and all his nerd friends got pissed off or something. I’m guessing they got stoned one night, thought making a horror film would be a kickass idea, and once the high wore off they realized they had nothing but a pile of shit and decided to quit while they were ahead. I really couldn’t tell you, because it sure as shit didn’t make sense to me.

The videos I did watch were nothing but clips of badly-framed, useless footage. You know how when you let your mom work the video camera and she ends up setting it down while it’s still running, and all you get is several minutes of people’s legs or the wall? It’s kinda like that. Over, and over, and over.

I did notice that there’s cheesy special effects in some of the videos. As if that could really salvage this train wreck.

I WAS NOT IMPRESSED.

While it did bring back memories of making home movies, most of that actually showed something. Namely me, my birthdays, me opening Christmas gifts, etc. There wasn’t anything in this video series to interest me, and therefore I declare it UNWATCHABLE AND UNINTERESTING.

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Hey assholes! Want the king’s opinion on something? Food? Movies? Political/social issues? Write in and tell me what you need to know. And remember: MY OPINION IS LAW.

said the man with a furry army

I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING FURRY ARMY. THE HELMETS ARE PIG-SHAPED AND THE UNIFORMS ARE MADE OF PIG SKIN BUT THAT’S NOT THE SAME AS A STUPID FURSUIT!!!! GO TO HELL!!

SPANKETY

SPANKETY

pk-lucas:

Yeah, psychic-ness and I finished carving our pumpkins!! Mine is Porky on the left, Ness’ is the Commander!

GOOD.

pk-lucas:

Yeah, psychic-ness and I finished carving our pumpkins!! Mine is Porky on the left, Ness’ is the Commander!

GOOD.

PaulaxPokey
Anonymous

little-miss-psi:

"…Do not…" 

HAHAHAHA!! We all know you want it!

magicantian:

*whispers* anime is shit

EVERYTHING THAT ISN’T ME IS SHIT.

((I don't know how to pencil so pencil))?

JUST COPY AND PASTE.

((Okay this will be the last of  these I post for a while, unless you’re a relevant character blog. I don’t want the feed to become flooded with too much of Porky’s lovely art. If you still want him to draw your character/icon, you can send a request and the reply will be returned directly to your inbox. Thanks!))

✎ Hey asshole, draw me!

HEY ASSHOLE. I got a whole floor filled with toilets, if you’d like to give yourself a swirly. Might improve that terrible hairstyle you got going on!

I think I made some great improvements on your picture there!

✎ (I'm sorry. ;o;)

I’M NOT.

DEER ARE STUPID.

SUCK ON THAT, LOSER.

Pencil thingy??))

Looking good, ladies!! Get in line and get ready for some spankety!

✎ SQUEALS

I FUCKING LOVE PASTRIES.